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โ Copied!
Memes Operating System
Recycle Bin is empty.
Take The Pill.EXE
You are at a crossroads, anon.
The choice is yours:
Stay in your comfort zone. Keep your 9-5. Trust the banks.
Embrace DeFi. Join the revolution. WAGMI.
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back."
- Morpheus
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From: someone@somewhere.com
Subject: ILOVEYOU
Attachment: ๐ LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs (45KB)
kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any Windows updates you might need.
If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.
Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000000,0xF86B5A89)
*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb
Beginning dump of physical memory
Physical memory dump complete.
Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.
The MEMZ trojan has been deployed on your computer.
Your computer will be trashed. Have a nice day :)
Hello! I'm BonziBuddy! Your personal internet assistant!
Are you ready to pump?
โ Degen Mode: ACTIVATED
โ Risk Management: DISABLED
โ FOMO Level: MAXIMUM
๐ฏ Next 100x:
$DOGE but on Solana
(Source: trust me bro)
Remember: DYOR = Do Your Own Rugpull
NFA = No Funds Available
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โ DIAMOND HANDS TRAINING PROGRAM v1.0 โ
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Your Portfolio:
โโ Entry Price: $0.000069
โโ Current Price: $0.000001
โโ Change: -98.55% ๐
โโ Status: REKT
Commands:
[1] HOLD ๐๐
[2] Panic Sell ๐๐
[3] Buy The Dip (No funds available)
[4] Cope
> Executing: HOLD...
โฆ Achievement Unlocked: Diamond Hands! โฆ
You held through:
โ -50% drop
โ -75% drop
โ -90% drop
โ -99% drop
โ Creator sold
โ Liquidity removed
โ Twitter account deleted
Status: WAGMI (soonโข)
๐๏ธ It's Always Solana Season ๐๏ธ
Fast โก | Cheap ๐ฐ | Down Sometimes ๐คท
Did you know?
Solana processes 65,000 TPS*
*When it's not down for maintenance
Pump.fun = Netflix for degens
Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600] (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp. C:\Documents and Settings\User> pump_fun_tutorial.bat PUMP.FUN ULTIMATE GUIDE ======================= Step 1: Connect Phantom Wallet > Connecting... > ERROR: Wallet empty ๐ธ > Selling kidney... > โ Funds acquired Step 2: Browse pump.fun > Loading coins... > Found: 10,000 new memecoins > 9,999 are rugs > 1 might be legit (probably not) Step 3: Pick a winner > Criteria: - Has a dog/cat/frog in logo? โ - Dev doxxed? โ (Who cares) - Liquidity locked? โ (YOLO) - Community vibes? โโโ > Selected: $BONK_BUT_BETTER Step 4: Analysis > Technical Analysis: ๐ > Fundamental Analysis: ๐๐ > Due Diligence: ๐๐๐ > Expert Opinion: "SER THIS WILL 1000X" Step 5: Investment Strategy > Calculating optimal entry... > Result: ALL IN Step 6: Post-Purchase Checklist [ ] Join Telegram [ ] Spam "wen moon?" [ ] Check price every 30 seconds [ ] Diamond hands no matter what [ ] Cope when it goes to zero Remember: Not financial advice (But also definitely financial advice) C:\Documents and Settings\User> _
Token Features:
Dev Message:
"Trust me ser, this is not a rug. I would never rug my community. My grandma is invested! Would I rug my grandma? (Yes, but that's not the point)"
* Dev wallet last seen: Online 2 minutes ago
* Looking at: "How to remove liquidity tutorial"
* Recent searches: "flights to Bali", "new identity"
A Comprehensive Guide to Never Selling (Even When You Should)
HODL (Hold On for Dear Life) is the time-tested strategy of buying high, watching it go higher, refusing to sell, watching it crash, and continuing to hold until you're broke. This guide will teach you the secrets.
Is the price up?
โ Yes: HODL (it'll go higher)
โ No: Is the price down?
โ Yes: HODL (it'll recover)
โ No: Is the price sideways?
โ Yes: HODL (accumulation phase)
โ No: ERROR - price.exe stopped working
โ Solution: HODL anyway
Remember: You haven't lost money if you haven't sold. This logic is flawless and has never been questioned by anyone with a functioning brain. Stay strong, hodler. Your Lambo is coming (copium not included).
"I am financially ruined, but emotionally I'm vibing" - Ancient HODL Proverb