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Take The Pill.EXE

TAKE THE PILL.EXEYou are at a crossroads, anon.
The choice is yours:
💊
BLUE PILLStay in your comfort zone. Keep your 9-5. Trust the banks.
💊
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"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back."
- Morpheus

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kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me.

⚠️ Virus is spreading...

A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

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*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb

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wen moon ser?

ser wen moon?

WEN MOON?

🌙🚀 TO THE MOON 🚀🌙

Status: MOONING 📈
Current Vibe: BULLISH AF 💹
Expectation: LAMBO SOON 🏎️

Instructions:
1. Buy SOL
2. Go to pump.fun
3. Find a coin with a cute dog/cat
4. YOLO life savings
5. ??? 
6. PROFIT (trust me bro)

Disclaimer: This is financial advice. 
Actually no wait, it's not. 
Or is it? 🤔

WAGMI 🚀🚀🚀

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🚀

WAGMI

We're All Gonna Make It

💎🙌

pump.fun | Solana

Send It - Pump.fun Launcher

🚀 SEND IT 🚀

Are you ready to pump?

✅ Degen Mode: ACTIVATED

✅ Risk Management: DISABLED

✅ FOMO Level: MAXIMUM

🎯 Next 100x:

$DOGE but on Solana

(Source: trust me bro)

Remember: DYOR = Do Your Own Rugpull

NFA = No Funds Available

Diamond Hands Training Simulator

        ╔══════════════════════════════════════════╗
║    DIAMOND HANDS TRAINING PROGRAM v1.0   ║
╚══════════════════════════════════════════╝

Your Portfolio:
├─ Entry Price: $0.000069
├─ Current Price: $0.000001
├─ Change: -98.55% 📉
└─ Status: REKT

Commands:
[1] HOLD 💎🙌
[2] Panic Sell 📄🙌
[3] Buy The Dip (No funds available)
[4] Cope

> Executing: HOLD...

♦ Achievement Unlocked: Diamond Hands! ♦

You held through:
✓ -50% drop
✓ -75% drop
✓ -90% drop
✓ -99% drop
✓ Creator sold
✓ Liquidity removed
✓ Twitter account deleted

Status: WAGMI (soon™)
        
      

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⚡

SOLANA SUMMER

🏝️ It's Always Solana Season 🏝️

Fast ⚡ | Cheap 💰 | Down Sometimes 🤷

Did you know?

Solana processes 65,000 TPS*

*When it's not down for maintenance

🌊 ~ ~ ~ 🏄 ~ ~ ~ 🌊

Pump.fun = Netflix for degens

C:\pump_fun_tutorial.bat

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C:\Documents and Settings\User> pump_fun_tutorial.bat

PUMP.FUN ULTIMATE GUIDE
=======================

Step 1: Connect Phantom Wallet
> Connecting...
> ERROR: Wallet empty 💸
> Selling kidney...
> ✓ Funds acquired

Step 2: Browse pump.fun
> Loading coins...
> Found: 10,000 new memecoins
> 9,999 are rugs
> 1 might be legit (probably not)

Step 3: Pick a winner
> Criteria:
  - Has a dog/cat/frog in logo? ✓
  - Dev doxxed? ❌ (Who cares)
  - Liquidity locked? ❌ (YOLO)
  - Community vibes? ✓✓✓
> Selected: $BONK_BUT_BETTER

Step 4: Analysis
> Technical Analysis: 🚀
> Fundamental Analysis: 🚀🚀
> Due Diligence: 🚀🚀🚀
> Expert Opinion: "SER THIS WILL 1000X"

Step 5: Investment Strategy
> Calculating optimal entry...
> Result: ALL IN

Step 6: Post-Purchase Checklist
  [ ] Join Telegram
  [ ] Spam "wen moon?"
  [ ] Check price every 30 seconds
  [ ] Diamond hands no matter what
  [ ] Cope when it goes to zero

Remember: Not financial advice
(But also definitely financial advice)

C:\Documents and Settings\User> _

Definitely Not A Rug - Warning

⚠️ TOTALLY LEGITIMATE TOKEN ⚠️

Token Features:

✅ Anonymous dev team (for privacy!)
✅ No roadmap (we're agile!)
✅ No whitepaper (paperless initiative!)
✅ 99% supply in dev wallet (for safekeeping!)
✅ Liquidity unlocked (for flexibility!)
✅ Website coming soon™
✅ Audit: We audited ourselves!

Dev Message:

"Trust me ser, this is not a rug. I would never rug my community. My grandma is invested! Would I rug my grandma? (Yes, but that's not the point)"

* Dev wallet last seen: Online 2 minutes ago
* Looking at: "How to remove liquidity tutorial"
* Recent searches: "flights to Bali", "new identity"

"This is definitely not financial advice, but you should definitely invest your life savings!"
- Definitely Not A Scammer

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THE ULTIMATE HODL STRATEGY

A Comprehensive Guide to Never Selling (Even When You Should)

Introduction

HODL (Hold On for Dear Life) is the time-tested strategy of buying high, watching it go higher, refusing to sell, watching it crash, and continuing to hold until you're broke. This guide will teach you the secrets.

Core Principles

Never sell at a profit - It could always go higher
Never sell at a loss - It could always recover
Buy every dip - Even when you're out of money
Ignore all red flags - FUD is for paper hands
Trust the plan™ - There is no plan

The HODL Flowchart

Is the price up? 
  → Yes: HODL (it'll go higher)
  → No: Is the price down?
    → Yes: HODL (it'll recover)
    → No: Is the price sideways?
      → Yes: HODL (accumulation phase)
      → No: ERROR - price.exe stopped working
          → Solution: HODL anyway

Advanced Techniques

💎 Diamond Hands Meditation: Stare at red candles for 8 hours daily
🧘 Zen Trading: Achieve enlightenment through financial ruin
🎭 Cope Posting: Convince yourself you're winning while losing
📈 Chart Astrology: Use triangles to predict the future

Conclusion

Remember: You haven't lost money if you haven't sold. This logic is flawless and has never been questioned by anyone with a functioning brain. Stay strong, hodler. Your Lambo is coming (copium not included).

"I am financially ruined, but emotionally I'm vibing" - Ancient HODL Proverb